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Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Dez » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:47 pm

Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

A woman answers the front door while doing her nails.
She sees a large snail on the doorstep.
Not wanting the slimy creature there she picks up the snail and throws it as far as she could but manages to cover its shell with red nail varnish in the process.
Two years later the woman answers a knock on the door.
It was the very same snail with the tell-tale red nail varnish still on its shell.
The snail looks up and asks: "Why did you do that?"
David Bowie has died - what more can I say :cry:

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Bandit » Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:10 am

Nice One :lol:

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Biggsy » Thu Jan 07, 2016 10:09 pm

Thank you I might use this one, if I remember :lol:
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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Copie » Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:49 pm

I am writing this slowly because I know you can't read very fast :lol:

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Sassy » Mon Jan 11, 2016 2:44 pm

I am shell shocked :oops:
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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Bystander » Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:43 am

I would try and laugh slowly but that would be quite funny for others.

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Sam » Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:56 pm

That reminds me of a letter I sent a few years back in first class post.
It took bloody ages to get there.
And more to the point...................

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Smithy » Thu Jan 14, 2016 3:48 am

I hate stepping on slugs and snails in the garden.
Especially the snails which crunch under foot.
Yuk

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Conti » Thu Jan 14, 2016 2:51 pm

My internet speed is slightly sluggish today :(
What was that you said again - I didn't quite hear you.

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Re: Joke: A snail knocks on the door....

Post by Rodney » Sat Jan 16, 2016 9:15 pm

The French eat snails ..... I am just saying :mrgreen:

Dirty gits :lol:

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